Memories #7 & #8
May. 29th, 2011 09:35 pmBefore I keep procrastinating on my memory writeups! Always win, Coolnelian.
Memory #7: Chakra control: trees!
This is a placeholder |D
Memory #8:
Significant negative: Fighting Haku.
Source: v3ch27: "Awaken" through v4ch30.
Naruto and Sasuke were inside a glass place with a boy with a mask! Apparently, the glass box was a technique? Anyway, Sasuke was fighting the boy and Naruto had fallen on the ground. Then Sasuke got his sharingan, and the boy said something about him being from an advanced bloodline! After this, the boy attacked Naruto, and Sasuke... got between the boy's attack and the fallen Naruto. He saved Naruto even as he insulted him, and Naruto yelled at him saying he hadn't asked for his help; he remembered hating him too. Sasuke said he hadn't intended to die until he killed his brother... but Sasuke died anyway, in Naruto's arms, in this memory. "Is this your first death of a friend? This is the way of the ninja," said the boy. And that's when Naruto went BERSERK. There was TERRIBLE CHAKRA and MURDEROUS INTENT and the cuts on Naruto's hands healed almost instantly. Naruto was incredibly fast, and strong, and moved in ways he'd never moved before, and he really, really wanted to kill that boy! He gave him an incredible beating and when he was about to deliver his killer blow... the boy's mask fell, and, surprise! It was that androgynous boy who told Naruto he'd become strong in his first Aather memory!! So Naruto couldn't kill him after all. Cue in Naruto yelling at him and trying to make sense of stuff, a HEARTWRENCHING LIFE STORY, and then the boy actually asked Naruto to kill him. More Naruto trying to get life to suck less, then deciding to actually go through with it and kill the boy as he wanted. And as he was about to do it... the boy changed his mind?!
What he learned:
- Sasuke and I really weren't friends, but he died for me?! (no wait he was alive in a later memory)
- He wants to kill his brother?! what's an advanced bloodline
- Lost it
- What the hell, people asking to die?! ISN'T THERE ANOTHER WAY?
- ... accepting there may not be another way... :|
- Identification with some points of Haku's story
- Fallen friends seem to be common in the way of the ninja...
:(
Memory #7: Chakra control: trees!
This is a placeholder |D
Memory #8:
Significant negative: Fighting Haku.
Source: v3ch27: "Awaken" through v4ch30.
Naruto and Sasuke were inside a glass place with a boy with a mask! Apparently, the glass box was a technique? Anyway, Sasuke was fighting the boy and Naruto had fallen on the ground. Then Sasuke got his sharingan, and the boy said something about him being from an advanced bloodline! After this, the boy attacked Naruto, and Sasuke... got between the boy's attack and the fallen Naruto. He saved Naruto even as he insulted him, and Naruto yelled at him saying he hadn't asked for his help; he remembered hating him too. Sasuke said he hadn't intended to die until he killed his brother... but Sasuke died anyway, in Naruto's arms, in this memory. "Is this your first death of a friend? This is the way of the ninja," said the boy. And that's when Naruto went BERSERK. There was TERRIBLE CHAKRA and MURDEROUS INTENT and the cuts on Naruto's hands healed almost instantly. Naruto was incredibly fast, and strong, and moved in ways he'd never moved before, and he really, really wanted to kill that boy! He gave him an incredible beating and when he was about to deliver his killer blow... the boy's mask fell, and, surprise! It was that androgynous boy who told Naruto he'd become strong in his first Aather memory!! So Naruto couldn't kill him after all. Cue in Naruto yelling at him and trying to make sense of stuff, a HEARTWRENCHING LIFE STORY, and then the boy actually asked Naruto to kill him. More Naruto trying to get life to suck less, then deciding to actually go through with it and kill the boy as he wanted. And as he was about to do it... the boy changed his mind?!
What he learned:
- Sasuke and I really weren't friends, but he died for me?! (no wait he was alive in a later memory)
- He wants to kill his brother?! what's an advanced bloodline
- Lost it
- What the hell, people asking to die?! ISN'T THERE ANOTHER WAY?
- ... accepting there may not be another way... :|
- Identification with some points of Haku's story
- Fallen friends seem to be common in the way of the ninja...
:(
Memories #5 and #6
May. 8th, 2011 11:30 am. . . How did I manage to lose my memory #5 writeup? Well, anyway.
Memory #5:
Trivial positive: Gama-chan! :'D You look cuter when you’re full of coins
Source: v18ch156: "Business" 11-15
So Naruto was with that perverted sage, training for an apparently amazing move involving energy and stuff in a sort of... underground casino-like betting place?, while the perverted sage was making a bet, and he was not doing so well! Then he found a coin on the floor, put it in a machine, and earned a lot of money. Anyway, he was able to fill coin purse that way, and it looked really cute like that!
What he learned:
- That perverted old man was really training me!
- It doesn't matter where you train as long as you do it! :D
- He taught me a cool and very difficult move!
- Winning money from machines is easy
- Gama looks really cute when it's full of coins, I want it back!!
Memory #6:
Trivial neutral: JIRAIYA!!11 Sexy no jutsu's practical applications.
Source: v10ch90, "What about training?" 9-13 and 15-18; v10ch91, "Disciple application?!" 1-9.
Naruto was training with that perverted elite ninja he remembered beating with his harem technique in memory #3! He wanted him to train at the hot springs! He said Naruto had learned to walk on trees by manipulating chakra, and now Naruto had to do the same thing to walk on top of water at 60º C! So, he was beginning to get it, and then he spotted the perverted sage peeking at the women and told on him! The elite ninja attacked the perverted sage, but the perverted sage somehow summoned a frog and knocked him out! He told Naruto he was peeking because he was a writer and needed inspiration to write his nasty books. Anyway, Naruto told him to take responsibility for ruining his training, and he didn't want to do it, but then he agreed when he used his Sexy Technique on him -_-.
What he learned:
- Ninjas are so awesome we can walk on water!
- There is something called chakra :o
- The toad sage... That perverted sage can summon toads!!
- Being a closet pervert is worse than being an open pervert?... no wait
- Changing strategies is good when something doesn't work!
- . . . Yeah, adults are perverts, and my Sexy Technique is really effective
Memory #5:
Trivial positive: Gama-chan! :'D You look cuter when you’re full of coins
Source: v18ch156: "Business" 11-15
So Naruto was with that perverted sage, training for an apparently amazing move involving energy and stuff in a sort of... underground casino-like betting place?, while the perverted sage was making a bet, and he was not doing so well! Then he found a coin on the floor, put it in a machine, and earned a lot of money. Anyway, he was able to fill coin purse that way, and it looked really cute like that!
What he learned:
- That perverted old man was really training me!
- It doesn't matter where you train as long as you do it! :D
- He taught me a cool and very difficult move!
- Winning money from machines is easy
- Gama looks really cute when it's full of coins, I want it back!!
Memory #6:
Trivial neutral: JIRAIYA!!11 Sexy no jutsu's practical applications.
Source: v10ch90, "What about training?" 9-13 and 15-18; v10ch91, "Disciple application?!" 1-9.
Naruto was training with that perverted elite ninja he remembered beating with his harem technique in memory #3! He wanted him to train at the hot springs! He said Naruto had learned to walk on trees by manipulating chakra, and now Naruto had to do the same thing to walk on top of water at 60º C! So, he was beginning to get it, and then he spotted the perverted sage peeking at the women and told on him! The elite ninja attacked the perverted sage, but the perverted sage somehow summoned a frog and knocked him out! He told Naruto he was peeking because he was a writer and needed inspiration to write his nasty books. Anyway, Naruto told him to take responsibility for ruining his training, and he didn't want to do it, but then he agreed when he used his Sexy Technique on him -_-.
What he learned:
- Ninjas are so awesome we can walk on water!
- There is something called chakra :o
- The toad sage... That perverted sage can summon toads!!
- Being a closet pervert is worse than being an open pervert?... no wait
- Changing strategies is good when something doesn't work!
- . . . Yeah, adults are perverts, and my Sexy Technique is really effective
Memory #4!
Apr. 21st, 2011 03:54 pmTrivial Neutral: Explanation about the nine tails demon. Also, got a Gai uniform
Source: v17ch149, "Legendary...!"
That guy Sasuke was beaten up! Another man with thick eyebrows took him back, and told Naruto to find an old hag called Tsunade! Naruto and a perverted old man called Jiraiya were looking for her. This old man said he'd train Naruto, and he wore a forehead protector, so he had to be a powerful ninja! Also, there was an organization that wanted to abduct Naruto? Because he had a monster that everyone's scared of sealed inside of him? Whaaat.
What he learned:
- That Sasuke was my friend?!
- Thick eyebrows is strong! And there's a guy called Lee who's strong too!
- [NO fashion sense]
- People want to abduct me?
- I have the monster that attacked Konoha inside me?! It's called the Nine Tails? "A monstrous demon hell-bent on destruction?" O__o
- whatever THAT IS EXACTLY WHY I HAVE TO BECOME STRONGER!
- That old man was gonna train me! :D Training, training!!
Note: I'm BLOCKING OUT the flashback where Itachi's shown as a member of Akatsuki because. lol!
Source: v17ch149, "Legendary...!"
That guy Sasuke was beaten up! Another man with thick eyebrows took him back, and told Naruto to find an old hag called Tsunade! Naruto and a perverted old man called Jiraiya were looking for her. This old man said he'd train Naruto, and he wore a forehead protector, so he had to be a powerful ninja! Also, there was an organization that wanted to abduct Naruto? Because he had a monster that everyone's scared of sealed inside of him? Whaaat.
What he learned:
- That Sasuke was my friend?!
- Thick eyebrows is strong! And there's a guy called Lee who's strong too!
- [NO fashion sense]
- People want to abduct me?
- I have the monster that attacked Konoha inside me?! It's called the Nine Tails? "A monstrous demon hell-bent on destruction?" O__o
- whatever THAT IS EXACTLY WHY I HAVE TO BECOME STRONGER!
- That old man was gonna train me! :D Training, training!!
Note: I'm BLOCKING OUT the flashback where Itachi's shown as a member of Akatsuki because. lol!
Belatedly! ehe.
Trivial Positive: Konohamaru! No shortcuts to being a Hokage!
Source: v01ch02 "Konohamaru!"
He graduated from ninja school! The Hokage is an annoying old man who didn't like his artistic picture, even if he's the leader and he's powerful and stuff. Then a little kid called Konohamaru, the Hokage's grandson, came in and was annoying, so Naruto punched him. Konohamaru followed him around and was very obvious about it, then asked Naruto to teach him his Sexy Technique to defeat his grandfather! Naruto did, and then Konohamaru's private tutor arrived and tried to take him away. Naruto's Sexy Technique (naked woman transformation) didn't work on him! OH NO! Soooo Naruto used his Shadow Copy Technique to make copies of himself and turned them all into beautiful women: that was the birth of his Harem Technique! Which worked perfectly. The tutor fainted, and then a Serious Conversation between Konohamaru and Naruto ensued! Konohamaru also wanted to become Hokage, and wanted acknowledgement. Naruto told Konohamaru to beat him first, and said there weren't going to be any shortcuts if he wanted an incredible title like Hokage! And so they became "rivals." :)
What he learned:
- I like pranks and my favorite ramen is miso ramen!
- I'm a real ninja and I'm awesome!!
- I have POWERS! I can transform and make copies of myself!
- PERVERTED TECHNIQUES ARE SUPER EFFECTIVE AGAINST ADULTS or at least against perverts
- No shortcuts! Hard work! Yeahh!!
Note: I won't be using the JUTSU magical word, since I've been trying to translate stuff. No dattebayo, no kyuubi, no jutsu... "Sexy technique" and "Harem technique" sound TERRIBLE, but it's not like they're not terrible techniques, right? |D
Trivial Positive: Konohamaru! No shortcuts to being a Hokage!
Source: v01ch02 "Konohamaru!"
He graduated from ninja school! The Hokage is an annoying old man who didn't like his artistic picture, even if he's the leader and he's powerful and stuff. Then a little kid called Konohamaru, the Hokage's grandson, came in and was annoying, so Naruto punched him. Konohamaru followed him around and was very obvious about it, then asked Naruto to teach him his Sexy Technique to defeat his grandfather! Naruto did, and then Konohamaru's private tutor arrived and tried to take him away. Naruto's Sexy Technique (naked woman transformation) didn't work on him! OH NO! Soooo Naruto used his Shadow Copy Technique to make copies of himself and turned them all into beautiful women: that was the birth of his Harem Technique! Which worked perfectly. The tutor fainted, and then a Serious Conversation between Konohamaru and Naruto ensued! Konohamaru also wanted to become Hokage, and wanted acknowledgement. Naruto told Konohamaru to beat him first, and said there weren't going to be any shortcuts if he wanted an incredible title like Hokage! And so they became "rivals." :)
What he learned:
- I like pranks and my favorite ramen is miso ramen!
- I'm a real ninja and I'm awesome!!
- I have POWERS! I can transform and make copies of myself!
- PERVERTED TECHNIQUES ARE SUPER EFFECTIVE AGAINST ADULTS or at least against perverts
- No shortcuts! Hard work! Yeahh!!
Note: I won't be using the JUTSU magical word, since I've been trying to translate stuff. No dattebayo, no kyuubi, no jutsu... "Sexy technique" and "Harem technique" sound TERRIBLE, but it's not like they're not terrible techniques, right? |D
Memory #2!
Apr. 11th, 2011 02:30 pmTrivial Negative: THE KISS
Source: v01ch03, "Uchiha Sasuke" 7-10
That looked like ninja school! And this girl he was interested in liked an annoying guy... He got closer to him, to examine him and to look for a fight... and then he was pushed and. SUDDENLY. A KISS! And then the girl beat him up!!
What he learned:
- My name's Naruto!
- That bastard's name is Sasuke!!
- He had a forehead protector, so he's a ninja too, ugh!!
- noooooo I kissed a guy my mouth was rotting noooooo but it was an accident but noooooooooo
NOTE: I'm going to have to bend space-time a little here, because he was all merry at the party after taking this memory, and he still introduced himself as Noodles!... Ehe? :'D On the upside, I DIDN'T WANT TO RUIN HIS RAMEN PARTY so uh. MAGIC!
Source: v01ch03, "Uchiha Sasuke" 7-10
That looked like ninja school! And this girl he was interested in liked an annoying guy... He got closer to him, to examine him and to look for a fight... and then he was pushed and. SUDDENLY. A KISS! And then the girl beat him up!!
What he learned:
- My name's Naruto!
- That bastard's name is Sasuke!!
- He had a forehead protector, so he's a ninja too, ugh!!
- noooooo I kissed a guy my mouth was rotting noooooo but it was an accident but noooooooooo
NOTE: I'm going to have to bend space-time a little here, because he was all merry at the party after taking this memory, and he still introduced himself as Noodles!... Ehe? :'D On the upside, I DIDN'T WANT TO RUIN HIS RAMEN PARTY so uh. MAGIC!
Significant positive: Talking to Haku about protecting the people who are important to you
Source: v3ch21, "Encounter in the forest" 7-10 and 12-13
Sleeping after training to become stronger! Talking to a pretty girl. He was training to show everyone his strength and prove something to someone! The girl told him "When a person has something to protect... that's when they can truly become strong." Naruto said he understood that, and then she walked away and whoops, she said she was actually a boy.....
What he learned:
- I'm a NINJA!!
- Forehead protector = ninja!
- Acknowledgement is still the best in the world!
- Strength is also very very important! Training, training!!
- Proving stuff to people is a good reason to make an effort
- Protecting something important is the key to becoming strong!
- B-Boys can be cuter than girls HOW CAN THAT BE! what a strange world
Source: v3ch21, "Encounter in the forest" 7-10 and 12-13
Sleeping after training to become stronger! Talking to a pretty girl. He was training to show everyone his strength and prove something to someone! The girl told him "When a person has something to protect... that's when they can truly become strong." Naruto said he understood that, and then she walked away and whoops, she said she was actually a boy.....
What he learned:
- I'm a NINJA!!
- Forehead protector = ninja!
- Acknowledgement is still the best in the world!
- Strength is also very very important! Training, training!!
- Proving stuff to people is a good reason to make an effort
- Protecting something important is the key to becoming strong!
- B-Boys can be cuter than girls HOW CAN THAT BE! what a strange world
Starter memory:
Trivial neutral: Pranks for attention!! Ramen with Iruka-sensei.
S-Source: v01ch01, "Uzumaki Naruto" (T_T): 4-5 and 8-12!
Painting the Hokage monument!! I'm incredible and you're all stupid because you can't do something like this!... That kind of thing xD. Then being scolded and having to clean it up. And then eating ramen with Iruka-sensei.
What he learned:
- Ramen is delicious!
- Acknowledgement is great!
- Standing out is important!!
- No one to go home to? Huh, what's up with that
- Hokages are the best!! They the strongest, and they are respected by the whole village. They are heroes!
- A STRONG DESIRE to become Hokage one day \o/
Trivial neutral: Pranks for attention!! Ramen with Iruka-sensei.
S-Source: v01ch01, "Uzumaki Naruto" (T_T): 4-5 and 8-12!
Painting the Hokage monument!! I'm incredible and you're all stupid because you can't do something like this!... That kind of thing xD. Then being scolded and having to clean it up. And then eating ramen with Iruka-sensei.
What he learned:
- Ramen is delicious!
- Acknowledgement is great!
- Standing out is important!!
- No one to go home to? Huh, what's up with that
- Hokages are the best!! They the strongest, and they are respected by the whole village. They are heroes!
- A STRONG DESIRE to become Hokage one day \o/