Memory #3

Belatedly! ehe.

Trivial Positive: Konohamaru! No shortcuts to being a Hokage!
Source: v01ch02 "Konohamaru!"


He graduated from ninja school! The Hokage is an annoying old man who didn't like his artistic picture, even if he's the leader and he's powerful and stuff. Then a little kid called Konohamaru, the Hokage's grandson, came in and was annoying, so Naruto punched him. Konohamaru followed him around and was very obvious about it, then asked Naruto to teach him his Sexy Technique to defeat his grandfather! Naruto did, and then Konohamaru's private tutor arrived and tried to take him away. Naruto's Sexy Technique (naked woman transformation) didn't work on him! OH NO! Soooo Naruto used his Shadow Copy Technique to make copies of himself and turned them all into beautiful women: that was the birth of his Harem Technique! Which worked perfectly. The tutor fainted, and then a Serious Conversation between Konohamaru and Naruto ensued! Konohamaru also wanted to become Hokage, and wanted acknowledgement. Naruto told Konohamaru to beat him first, and said there weren't going to be any shortcuts if he wanted an incredible title like Hokage! And so they became "rivals." :)

What he learned:

- I like pranks and my favorite ramen is miso ramen!
- I'm a real ninja and I'm awesome!!
- I have POWERS! I can transform and make copies of myself!
- PERVERTED TECHNIQUES ARE SUPER EFFECTIVE AGAINST ADULTS or at least against perverts
- No shortcuts! Hard work! Yeahh!!


Note: I won't be using the JUTSU magical word, since I've been trying to translate stuff. No dattebayo, no kyuubi, no jutsu... "Sexy technique" and "Harem technique" sound TERRIBLE, but it's not like they're not terrible techniques, right? |D

Memory #4!

Trivial Neutral: Explanation about the nine tails demon. Also, got a Gai uniform
Source: v17ch149, "Legendary...!"


That guy Sasuke was beaten up! Another man with thick eyebrows took him back, and told Naruto to find an old hag called Tsunade! Naruto and a perverted old man called Jiraiya were looking for her. This old man said he'd train Naruto, and he wore a forehead protector, so he had to be a powerful ninja! Also, there was an organization that wanted to abduct Naruto? Because he had a monster that everyone's scared of sealed inside of him? Whaaat.

What he learned:

- That Sasuke was my friend?!
- Thick eyebrows is strong! And there's a guy called Lee who's strong too!
- [NO fashion sense]
- People want to abduct me?
- I have the monster that attacked Konoha inside me?! It's called the Nine Tails? "A monstrous demon hell-bent on destruction?" O__o
- whatever THAT IS EXACTLY WHY I HAVE TO BECOME STRONGER!
- That old man was gonna train me! :D Training, training!!

Note: I'm BLOCKING OUT the flashback where Itachi's shown as a member of Akatsuki because. lol!